Embiggen Your Desktop
Friends don’t let friends stare at tiny desktops. So, if you or someone on your gift list is still making do with a tiny monitor– or, heaven forbid, a CRT monitor– super-size your screen with a new LCD. We’d recommend the Dell E248WFP UltraSharp Widescreen LCD as a good compromise between cost and quality.
The E248WFP gives you 1920×1200 resolution, High Definition (HD), 5ms response time, DVI or VGA input, and a VESA-compliant mount so you can slap it up on the wall or into any VESA-compatible bracket if its default stand doesn’t fit the bill. It lacks some of the frills of higher-dollar monitors, like USB ports and built-in speakers, but it’s a nice monitor that won’t break the bank.
You can put a E248WFP under the tree for $469, though Dell often has coupons and deals that reduce the price quite a bit. Check the Dell Web site (http://www.dell.com/) for the full scoop.
Audiophiles Rejoice
The folks at Olive know how to put Linux to good use. Olive makes Linux-based digital audio systems that fit right in with the rest of your high-quality sound system. The newest system from Olive, the Opus No5 is a high-end component that holds up to 750GB of your music and delivers it through a fully balanced differential DAC for the best sound quality.
The Olive has a built-in CDR, DVD-ROM, 10/100 Ethernet and wireless connectivity, and a high-precision power supply to keep out interference. The Opus No5 plays MP3s, AIFF, WAV, Ogg/Vorbis, FLAC, and AAC (MPEG4) formats, as well as a selection of Internet radio stations for your listening pleasure. You can copy music over the CD/DVD drive, over the network, or via the Olive’s USB ports.
The Opus No5
If you’re too busy to be bothered, Olive offers a service to load up to 300 of your CDs onto the No5 for free. With FLAC, the 750GB model will hold up to 2,176 CDs, or up to 13,599 CDs in 128KB MP3.
You can manage the Olive through a Web-based interface, so you never need to worry about where you left the remote again! (You will, however, need to be able to find your computer…) This kind of luxury doesn’t come cheap, though. The Opus starts with a retail price of $2,999 with 400GB of storage.
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Magnetic closures on the pockets… isn’t that bad for credit cards and other stuff…
I’m kind of digging the Skeletool.
The Skeletool is definitely at the top of my wishlist.
I’m sorry, but… a Slanket? What would the card say that you included with this gift to someone?
“Because we respect that you’re too lazy to put on a sweater.”
or
“Being bedridden just got a little bit easier.”
or, truthfully,
“It was cheaper than the Skeletool.”
“What would the card say that you included with this gift to someone?”
It would say, ‘put this on and stop cranking the heat up, the electric bill is bad enough as it is.’
Seriously, though, they’re awesome. At least, they are if you live somewhere it actually gets cold. Not so useful in Florida.
Are you saying you own one of these wonders of the modern era? Photos? Convince me.
I totally want a Skeletool. AND a Slanket.
Now Perlow? This is quickly becoming a movement.
I’m loathe to do it but I am compelled to quote Seinfeld:
JERRY: (to George) Again with the sweat pants?
GEORGE: What? I’m comfortable.
JERRY: You know the message you’re sending out to the world with these sweat pants? You’re telling the world: “I give up. I can’t compete in normal society. I’m miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.” (George is baffled)
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And with one slight adjustment,
:1,$s/sweat pants/Slanket/g
You can begin to see where I’m coming from. :-)
Slanket ? That used to be called a poncho ….
> 1,$s/sweat pants/Slanket/g
> You can begin to see where I’m coming from. :-)
Yeah - from vi beginner’s group:
%s/sweat pants/Slanket/g
Laugh all you want about the Slanket. They’re all sold out.
@Christian, oddly enough I find it kind of refreshing that I don’t carry all of that vi command line crap in my head any more.
And I do hope that crown doesn’t sit too heavyily on thy brow my (vi) King. :-)
> Laugh all you want about the Slanket. They’re all sold out.
You’re siding with the court of public opinion on this one? That’s a little out of character for you.
I refused to be moved on this one. Perhaps if it came with a Clapper I’d get one.
For my Grandma.
It’s really pissing me off that I can’t get a Slanket, at any price point. I’m guessing you cornered the market on them, Bryan.
“…up to 2048×1536 resolution (we don’t know how they got that either…)”
For the mathematically distressed at Yahoo!, 2048 = 2K, and 1536 = 1.5 K (1k = 2^10 = 1024). 2048:1536 = 4:3, i.e., the same aspect ratio as 640×480, 800×600, 1024×768, 1600×1200. Simple enough for the yahoos at Yahoo! NOW???